Man Vs Mouse

Okay, so the mouse war has commenced this season and I am in full swing. My prowess has never been greater and neither has my vengance. I take no prisoners and my methods for termination are a bit less than conventional. Traps don't get a clear message across anymore. I have moved to hand-to-hand combat. The mouse's strength against my own (weapons allowed). So far I have killed 10. Let me share with you the list.

Mouse Watch (War on Rodent Terror):
Terror Alert: Elivated
Report As of 02/03/2007

Name: Death:

Archibald: snap trap
Beaux: snap trap
Charlamagne: snap trap
Dixon: snap trap (brutality: decapitation)
Edwardo: glue trap (frozen)
Fredo: unknown (sink: possibly frozen)
Garrett: firing squad (found in trash and expediently executed by bb gun)
Helius: firing squad (")
Icarus: beer bottle to the head
Jerry: baseball bat (home run)

They're getting dumb, and because we have taken extra measures to keep the house clean, they are getting desperate. They're trying to find new places to get food, but MY room is not one of them! The ones I have caught in my room have died a most unpleasant death.

And the fight shall continue. Be it brown recluse or mouse it makes no difference to me. All intruders will be given no quarter.

Peace and Love (to mankind)
Death and Decay (to mice)