Well chillins, I know you're all excited to know what I've done on this glorious day. I've got lots of good news so put on your biggest smile and roast a farm animal cause here we go. First I must start at the night of last (did you like that old english placement of night and last?... never mind). Last night after the auction and after my manly workout... and after running a mile... and after playing video games with Daren, I went down stairs to find out how much money we made from the date auction (I mention all of these events in order to support my argument that I was quite dissalusioned at this time ((12a.m.)) so you will understand why). Well, as I found out, we made $1,162 bucks. If I wasn't there we would have only made $1,154. But anyways, as I was walking back to my room, I overheard some guys talking about a cicada (big loud noisy bugs that live in trees) that was on the celing. Well I thought it would only be fair to help that poor little cicada out of the building so I knocked it down and and picked it up. Well, here's where the adventure started... Some guy said "Hey! He's like the crocodile hunter. I bet he's even going to eat it." Having heard this comment, my natural reaction was to jokingly act like I was about to eat it. This was a mistake. All of the sudden, what seemed like all of the guys in my dorm, came down to the lobby. I looked left! I looked right! The bids kept getting higher and higher. One guy set up a camera (PDA) and another bought a pepsi and put it in my had while yet another gave me a bag of goldfish. I had no other choice but to eat this poor cicada which I had captured to save a few minutes prior. My tactic was to swash some Pepsi in my mouth to give it flavor and then I shoved the little guy in. I then proceeded to bite him in half and swallow. Well unfortunately, his wings got stuck to the side of my throat so I had to make a quick grab for the Pepsi and chug it down. I then made 10+ new friends, $10, a free Pepsi, a bag of Goldfish, and two Double Stack Cheeseburgers. I think it was worth it. Now for today! Good news as far as math is concerned. I DIDN'T FAIL! That was great, and then I did nothing for the rest of the day until 5 when I had to go to my computer fundamentals class. After the class... I went back to the dorm and cooked me up some Ramen Noodles. Whence upon the clock doth showed the hour of 9, I went to be invited into Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia as a probationary member... It was really neat. We went into the (censored) where it was dark and all of the members had (censored) and they were (censored) and then we said (censored) and were pinned. I have to wear this pen with everything for the next six weeks, but hey... if Mr. Rogers had to do it, well then so can I. We then went to the Sunset Grill where I had nachos. Now I am writing my journal, and will now be signing off of my longest journal yet. On a humerous ending note. If you are a girl, and you like me, ask me out and i'll give you a dollar. I have ten new dollars now that I can spend so I'm not bluffing. Goodnight.